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From mean mugs to daily bathroom visits, here’s why Jonah Jackson is the heartbeat of the Bears

Adam Jahns
Adam Jahns
21 hours ago
Chicago Bears right guard Jonah Jackson

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David Taaffe

David Taaffe

October 29, 2026

outstanding writing

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Adam Jahns

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October 29, 2026

Thank you for reading, David!

Deborah Farmer

Deborah Farmer

October 29, 2026

Thanks Jahns, this is the kind of behind the scenes s— I like to read about.

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October 29, 2026

Thank you, Deborah! I love writing this type of s—.

Charles Samuelson

Charles Samuelson

October 29, 2026

The same thing was asked about Winston Churchill in the wartime bunker in London. He spent an inordinately long time in the loo. It caused some concern among the high-ranking people who shared the bunker. Winston’s loo, his own private loo, was–unbeknownst to anyone–where secret underwater Atlantic cables were hooked up to Washington and President Roosevelt: Churchill’s private loo was a communications center for the war. I submit that the Jackson Halas Hall bathroom also has a secret, highly important function. We simply don’t know what Jonah’s secret mission is, and we may never know. I personally suspect, however, that he’s plotting with Harry Potter to conjure the Bears a Super Bowl victory. (This is not as far-fetched a possibility as Carm being a decent tennis player, btw.)

Matt.harris

Matt.harris

October 29, 2026

Has an offensive lineman ever worn #2?

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